Retro Biker T-Shirt – “No Girl, Too Fast to Text!”

Price range: $17.25 through $25.25

A bold and funny vintage biker tee featuring a guy on a motorcycle and the quote “No Girl, Too Fast to Text!” Perfect for free spirits, rebels, and speed lovers.

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No girl, too fast to text!
Vintage shirts for men and women – inspired by nostalgic art, classic typography, and nature’s beauty.

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Short Description :

A bold and funny vintage biker tee featuring a guy on a motorcycle and the quote “No Girl, Too Fast to Text!” Perfect for free spirits, rebels, and speed lovers.

Product Meaning :

“No Girl, Too Fast to Text!” is more than just a funny statement — it’s an attitude. This vintage biker t-shirt was made for those who live fast, ride hard, and don’t look back. Featuring a bold graphic of a man on a motorcycle speeding through life, this shirt captures the spirit of freedom, rebellion, and independence.

It’s the perfect piece for men who value the open road over small talk, and speed over scrolling. Whether you’re into motorcycles, retro fashion, or just appreciate a good laugh with a dash of confidence, this retro-style graphic tee is a statement you can wear.

Printed on soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for both comfort and attitude. The distressed vintage print gives it a worn-in feel from day one, while the edgy message adds a layer of humor and charm. Ideal for casual days, bike meetups, or nights out where you want to show off your no-nonsense vibe.

If you’re a rider, a rebel, or just someone too fast to be tied down, this funny quote shirt is for you. A great gift for bikers, bad boys, and anyone who lives life in the fast lane.

Material & Fabric Details:

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
– Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
– Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
– Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country.
Seller: Pham Kim Dien
Email: Support@vintaa.com
Address: 161/33A Quarter 1, Tan Hung Thuan Quan Ward 12, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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